Corrupt-a-Wish(Stolen from Elenlord)

[Sade]

Granted, you are a beauitful Salmon. BAd part is, you now swim in what is basically a uber horny group of fish in a immoral world of mass reproduction, only to be hooked, guttedn and cooked with Italian seasoning.

I wish.. i wish i was a Panda.

[Sirain]

Granted, you are now a panda being held in the captivity of a New York zoo where you are made into the grizzly bear's bitch every evening after he climbs over the fence to see you.

I wish... I wish I wish I wish that Pita would post for meh so I can get myself back to posting for other peoples.

[Sade]

Granted, but the post is written in blood and illegible since Epi is busy kicking Grizzly ass since Grizzlys are much smaller and weaker then Pandas.

I wish Fume would stop being in dangerous situations.

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted. I refuse to corrupt the wish. I have corrupted this game.

I wish laziness didn't exist.

[Sirain]

Granted. Now everyone works themselves to death and kill off the human race.

I wish I had muse.

[Sade]

Granted, she appears in your room, then leaves and gets a boyfriend.

I wish I wasnt in a Zoo

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted. Rather than a zoo, you're in a special facility. It has both people who complain about how awesome they are because they do stuff that you can do ten times better as well as emos who, in their limitless self-pity, think that everyone should die, including themselves.

I wish this game became silly and random, rather than pointed.

[Sirain]

Not granted, because people are bitches.

I wish I had chocolate.

[Sade]

Granted, but its unsweetened, and made by Blade.

I wish Fume would stop being busy.

[Sirain]

Granted. Now she goes insane from the lack of things to do, and you become her legal guardian.

I wish I had better music on this computer.

[Nina Oliver]

Granted, but then your computer overloads from too much music on it.

I wish this storm would just end already. (:

[Sade]

Granted, but a tree falls over and breaks the gates to a nearby panda pin and a zoo as the storm ends and the panda's randomly choose your house to invade and steal your internet to download illegal music.

I wish I had a pet panda

[Sirain]

Granted. The panda mistakes you for bamboo on Halloween, and you end up eaten by it.

I wish I had this story finished already.

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted. Whoever the intended reader is spilled coffee all over it. They ask you to redo it.

I wish the world was filled with love.

[Sirain]

Granted. Now the world is full of many more stalkers from an overload of it.

I wish I felt better.