Corrupt-a-Wish(Stolen from Elenlord)

[Voice]

Alrighty, a game I saw on Elenlord that had me laughing my ass off to read. I wanted to steal it from them and bring it over so i could play. So *Stamps copyrighted and are rights to Elenlord on thread* There goes legal issues hopefully.

Rules are simple, you corrupt the person above you's wish, then make your own. The example on Elenlord.

Example:

"I wish I was a baby seal."


"Granted! But an illegal seal clubber runs by and beats you to death!

I wish I had a cheeseburger."

And thats pretty much it. So, I'll be the first victim.

I wish I could get these damn Sealed Doors up.

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted! But you rushed the puzzles. Everyone solved them immediately.

I wish mankind didn't feel lonely so easily.

[Voice]

Granted now they all become satanists and peform massive immoral rituals that best go unspoken as a group.

I wish statistics didnt kick my ass.

[Alaricus Schreiber]

Granted! but you now have a TI-84 calculator for brain.




I wish i could do all the posting i want to do and still keep up in classes!

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted! Now 85% of the people who talk to you only want your help. Your reputation precedes you.

I wish mankind didn't have to deal with the Seven Vices/Seven Deadly Sins.

[Voice]

Granted, a testing bomb blows up, setting the atmosphere on fire and killing everyone, way to go.

I wish Blade would quit commenting on human kind.

[Alaricus Schreiber]

Blade becomes brain damaged and can no longer ta care of himself, you have been apointed the person who has to feed, bathe, and change him.

I wish I knew the answers to these frelling new doors!

[Voice]

Granted, but you get frostbite and your fingers are amputated so you never get to type them out and open them.

I wish Over never answers the doors.

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted! Over is to suffer forever due to finger loss. At least for this round.

I wish there were magical dancing pixies [both genders! (*wink*)] to lighten the mood and attract other people to the game.

[Sirain]

Granted. But the pixies become cannibalistic and eat each other. Ain't it cute?

I wish I had enough muse to write all my posts, and do my entire English assignment in only a few hours without making them all look shitty.

[Sade]

Granted, but now instead of looking shitty, they have a big yellow stain on them... have fun with that.

I wish I didn't suck at math.

[Sirain]

Granted! You become a genius at math and forget how to read literature. Good luck.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Sade]

Granted, but it was programmed by me, who now cannot read programming books. ^___^ and now not only do you have a computer who is programmed by basically a blind guy with no clue what he's doing, but I can't post for you since i cant read. Smooth.

I wish Sirain didnt act like a stripper infront of the whole school.

[Sirain]

Granted, now she acts like a hooker instead.

I wish Epi wasn't so confusing.

[Naoki Kashima]

Granted. We found a professional translator. He points out that Sade/Epi was being vague and continues to explain what Sade meant. 5 lawyers later, we discovered that Epi didn't mean to say anything about strippers. The resulting wish goes away.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.